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so you've walked through these pages
and i must tell you some of the things
you'll read here will disturb you...
but it sure will get you thinking
if you don't like what you reaad,
feel free to shut the f*ck up!

you think you know me

clearly, you're mistaken!
you don't know a thing about me
and before you ask, i won't bother to explain
there's more to me than meets the eye

so drop the f*cking labels...it bores the hell of me
leave me alone and we'll get along just fine

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

quit bitchin'

These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts" and arethings people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and nowpublished by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
A: What was the question?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?


Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead

Q: ALL your responses MUST be verbal, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Verbal.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was cutting open his guts

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A:No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Friday, December 09, 2005

appraisal (parang lhuillier)

i know i said i'd do a christmas special on this little bloggie but my my christmas spirit is already on holiday. so instead of writing something warm and cuddly and merry alng all those crap we usually pass as the true essence of chicken...kidding! christmas, i'd do an angst post instead. no likey? no ready! so shut the f#ck up and listen....

i have recently received my PA (performance appraisal). and as all my previous PAs, it is a bunch of bull. my superior thought of me as "having great potential in the field of engineering" apparently i have the strong academic background (or so she says) but (she) finds me lax in my job. come to think of it, she went as far as calling me happy-go-lucky in one of our conversations in the principal's office. for which i commented, "the reason i am lax is because there is absolutely no point to be vigilant." i can't eleaborate but surely you get the point. i told her that i have no desire to make a stellar performance because i don't need anybody's affirmation.

this post is depressing me more so i'd cut it here. it's friday and it's just me and my laptop get the point?

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